This is the shortest marriage I’ve ever heard of. This past Wednesday a couple in Germany tied the knot, then requested an annulment. Right after their wedding, the groom tried to cut his new wife’s hair with a kitchen knife. She requested a restraining order. They attempted to work things out and ended up shouting at each other, then the groom spent the night in a homeless shelter.

Wow. I wonder if this was just a civil ceremony or if they had a lot of guests and the whole nine yards? They surely could have saved themselves a lot of trouble. Wouldn’t you know? I mean, wouldn’t you have some idea that you just couldn’t get along with this person? Wouldn’t there be doubts?

Here’s my advice: if you have any doubts at all about your future spouse, DON’T DO IT!! What do you think? Does this seem completely crazy to you, too?!